Old woman: “I-”
Woman [offscreen]: “No!”
Old woman: “Yeah! And he goes to me, uh, “Oh, this is what makes woman scream.” “Scream? Where the hell’s your dick at?””
Woman [offscreen]: “It was not that small!”
Old woman: “I swear to God!”
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weird plant people of tumblr: ☼ Pwease don’t kill the wittle insects~~~~ ♥
me to the bug that’s been divebombing me for the past 15 minutes:
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HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HERE HE COMES
HE HAS ARRIVED
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He won.
im happy for him
He got sixth place actually
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Y'all realize the subtle Had To Do It To Em Guy edits are basically just modern Where’s Waldo at this point right
I hate this because he was already in the first picture and someone added him again
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